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Piss-o-level: 1
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Bruised Balls
Through pain, the piss production is boosted. +10 to clicking.
cost: 5000
Injured Balls
Let them hang, but theyre not a boxing bag! +10 to clicking
cost: 10000
Swollen Balls
Uh oh thats not good... Whatever, at least it doubles clicking efficiency
cost: 15000
Bigger Hands
More square sentimeters = more piss = +20 base clicks
cost: 15000
Non-seasonal Fruit
Twice as many fruits, giving you twice as much pee for a platter
cost: 1000
100% Water cucumbers
Are those condoms filled with water? Yeah. Doubles urine production per platter
cost: 2000
Fruit Juicer
Extracts SO much juice, that it doubles the amount per fruit platter!
cost: 5000
Expensive Coffee
Paid double, for that sweet double piss production kick per cup.
cost: 3000
Expensiver Coffee
Very fancy! You could say its triple the diureticness per cup!
cost: 5000
Matcha Coffee
Is this a thing? In any case: doubles gains from coffee!
cost: 7000
Two man's job
Hand in unloveable hand, handing you +10 to clicks.
cost: 5000
An apple a day...
At this point, it might be good for a doctor to check it all out.
cost: 0
Fruit and Veggie Platter
natural source of SO much water
cost: 15
Adds 1 ml every 5 seconds
Owned: 0
Coffee!
Everyone knows that coffee makes you pee. Taste not guaranteed.
cost: 100
Adds 5 ml every 2 seconds
Owned: 0
Hot Bath
relaxes the pelvic floor, rejuvenating the urinary system!
cost: 1000
Adds 20 ml every 2 seconds
Owned: 0
Herbal Tea
A mix of: silver birch, field horsetail, goldenrods, fruit of juniper, dandelion and Black elderberry
cost: 6000
Adds 120 ml every 2 seconds
Owned: 0
Bendroflumethiazide
Only available in the U.S. in combination with nadolol!
cost: 12000
Adds 200 ml every 1 seconds
Owned: 0
Needy sub
Everyone needs motivation, omo kink included
cost: 40000
Adds 550 ml every 1.5 seconds
Owned: 0
Bladder Milking Machines
The Squeeze-o-matic6.9 is (mostly safe)
cost: 100000
Adds 2300 ml every 2.5 seconds
Owned: 0
The Juicer
look, woman, we all have to make sacrifices, ok?
cost: 100000
Adds 5000 ml every 2.5 seconds
Owned: 0
the squad
pissing all by yourself? NOT ANYMORE
cost: 900000
Adds 9000 ml every 3 seconds
Owned: 0